Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
it's like iHOP with fire
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she peed on how many people?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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