Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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