So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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