she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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