I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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