Don't you send me to vm
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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