shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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