Ambien. No doubt about it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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