Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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