May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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