He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
