Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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