their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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