In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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