I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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