Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
