He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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