The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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