He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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