She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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