I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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