What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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