I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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