Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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