yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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