I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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