i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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