hell yes lets make some ravioli
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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