I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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