Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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