I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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