I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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