Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize