i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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