she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
do herpes really smell.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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