I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The struggles of a small town man whore
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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