Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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