Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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