He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
