What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I will be naked everywhere
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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