# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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