do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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