It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
