Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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