U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I FOUND THE LEGS
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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