it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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