I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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