Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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