i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
well you can't waste a boner
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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