My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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