and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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