By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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