Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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